About a month or more ago, you may remember that a branch from my tree hit my neighbors roof and put a dent in their gutter. Because there was no damage to my property, my insurance wouldn’t cover it. They claimed that the damage was $5,000, they had to file a claim with their insurance company and will have to have their fireplace rebuilt – which is on the opposite side of the house, by the way. Fast forward two weeks after that, and they had AN ENTIRE TREE fall onto my driveway. Because the bulk of the tree was on my neighbors property, I only chipped in $200 to have it removed. You know, being neighborly and all.
It’s been stormy, but it’s the fricken summer for crying out loud. The day before yesterday Jacob texts me – you got a certified letter from the neighbors. Awesome. See those two deadish trees? I say deadish because it does have fresh greenery coming from the bottom of the tree, but nevertheless, they have been lacking leaves for the better part of 10 years.
Apparently my neighbor is “deathly afraid” any time there is a storm because she fears for her life thinking that one of those trees is going to snap into her house, killing her, her husband, daughter (who doesn’t life there) and cat. I wish I was exaggerating.
She basically called me “negligent” because “I have knowledge and have admitted” that the trees are in fact dead. Which they are. But they are also strong, and I had no fear of storms (as I haven’t had any fear for the last 10 years). She basically demanded that I have them removed “QUICKLY.” She works from home and those trees being present within her eyesight is causing her anxiety, so much so that it’s affecting her livelihood. Again, wish I was exaggerating.
So I had my tree guys out – and asked that they just cut them down far enough so that she won’t have a heart attack (and less money since they are not grinding out the stump).
Hannah and I were both working, so Jacob was in charge. He texts me and says that my neighbor is DIRECTING the tree guys on what trees to cut, how far down, what shrubs to trim ALL WHILE LEAVING HER WITH PRIVACY. How do you demand I cut down two fucking trees AND leave you with the privacy they provided?! Luckily, Cory and Brian (my tree guys!) ignored her as best they could – because, um, pretty sure she didn’t hire them so how the hell she though she could direct them is beyond my comprehension.
In between phone calls I was able to eat this delicious breakfast though! Um, this breakfast is pretty much perfection. Egg white, spinach mushroom omelet, leftover steak and the most delicious mango and blueberries. 6 smart points of deliciousness.
Did you guys know it’s national ice cream week? The lobby of my building hosted an ice cream social – basically 10 different kinds of ice cream, with 20 toppings – all free. I walked on by to meet my sister to get our walk in. Only to get a couple blocks back to my office and Haagendazs ice cream was being handed out on the street corner – for free.
I walked away from both, and fixed my 8 point lunch. Rotisserie chicken pita with Bolthouse Farms salsa verde avocado dressing – you guys need to find this dressing, it’s so good and only 1 smart point per tablespoon.
On the side I had veggies staws, and fruit for dessert.
Can we talk about this pita bread? I normally make mine with yogurt, but when Hannah and Jacob were vegan for a few days (it didn’t last long!) I made a batch of vegan pita bread, and they are delicious! Light, fluffy and tender on the inside – the dough felt amazing. Best part?! Each one is only 2 smart points!
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So I came home last night after work, and this is how the trees look. By the way, a 200 pound man was able to scale the tree, without it swaying at all. Apparently my neighbor wasn’t happy with the height of the tree stumps because she feels that it will hurt the resale value of her house. Which kind of wants me to leave them like that forever. Becuase I don’t care. I live in the sticks, with only 6 houses on my block and maybe a car an hour goes down my street.
Pretty sure that doesn’t look like a diseased tree to me. Like at all. Good news is that I’ll have plenty of firewood for my woodburning stove this winter! It only cost me $1200 to get it! 😛
If anyone wants to come over for a giant bonfire, you are more than welcome! I’ll light up the grill 😀
So I had every excuse to skip my workout, but I powered through and did 40 minutes of Day 2 of Insanity – this was 15 minutes after I was done, so not as sweaty as when I finished, but I was sweaty, even in our air conditioned house.
After my workout, I made a delicious taco salad. This salad is 7 points, and because I still had some to spend, I used a serving of tortillas for dipping – with copious amounts of hot sauce.
So after my flooded basement this past weekend, and this unplanned expense, I am a bit pissed off. But then I have to remind myself, there are worse world problems. I still have a roof over my house, central air, food in my pantry and fridge, so it’s all good in the hood.
But I am going to do what Tony did whenever he got mad at people. My neighbors are now dead to me. I can’t even imagine how Tony would have reacted to the situation. I never responded to the letter, just chopped the trees down, and plan to never acknowledge their existence. I’ll be hanging out with my fun neighbors on the other side of me
I’m sure it’s here and I’m just missing it, but would you mind posting your vegan pita bread recipe? It looks amazing.
Hey! Sorry, I need to find it – my blog was redesigned and I used a recipe plug in that isn’t there now – I’ll let you know – and you aren’t crazy, it’s not there! 😛
Well, two stumps —-> One totem pole with the neighbors resting bitch face, and the other of her husband….
I also died laughing yesterday at the vegan lemon waffle sitting next to slices of bacon !!! (I just love you Biz!!)
I am glad someone found the bacon next to the vegan waffle ironic!! Yes – thank for that Melly! Or I could carve them into middle fingers flipping them off 😀
Ahhhhhh….neighborly love!! Lol! SMH. Hopefully, maye they’ll be moving soon, since she is soooo worried about the resale value. Fingers crossed. ?
So true – but they’ve been talking about downsizing for a few years, and so far it hasn’t happened 😛
Such is the world we live in. I love that you did things your way and just let it go. Now you have four neighbors. 🙂 Those pita breads look great. You always make bread products seem so easy.
Ha, true about 4 neighbors left 😀 That’s why I am hoping to start making videos to show people how easy working with bread really is 😀 Now if I could just win the lottery so I can quit my day job! 😀
You make my day , Thanks
You’re welcome! 😀
Your Vegan Pita bread….can I use Almond flour to make it low-carb??? Sounds really good.
Oh Trees….I have two big trees in my back yard. The one sits right on the neighbors and my property line….for some reason it is my responsibility to get it cut down. I had an estimate done about 5 years ago….$2,600 to take it down. I don’t have that kind of money. The neighbor is worried that when it falls, it will fall on “their fence and garage” hey, when it falls it will fall on my garage and shed….but I guess that don’t count. I tried to get it cut down this fall, but tree person said it is unassessable and hard to get to. So, I guess the tree stays till it falls. Then maybe the Ins. Co. will take care of it then. The tree in back of our house has the same problem hard to get to. The neighbor is worried that it will fall on “their” house. It’s dropped lots of branches and once or twice on our roof and caused minor damage. Not sure what we’ll do. Oh well, the joys of home ownership.
Hey Louise! I don’t see why you couldn’t use almond flour – I may have some at home and do a run through using that so you don’t waste yours if it doesn’t work out!
Gah, so crazy about trees – the only reason I got such a reasonable price (if you can all $1200 reasonable!) is that I’ve used them before and referred business their way. I guess you’ll just have to let nature take its course! I’ll keep you posted about the pita! 😀
Okay….sounds great!! I’ve cut out breads, potatoes, chips, rice which I love so very much, but those carbs have been messing me up. I have lost 10 lbs eliminating carbs….just this month alone….feeling pretty good!!
That’s awesome! I plan on working the almond flour recipe this weekend 😀
WTF! Your neighbor is an idiot!! We use to have one like that but thankfully they are gone – good riddance!! Y’all need to prance around half naked out there – that will give her something to look at!! And yes, you need to find the most vulgar thing you can to mount on that tree stump! LOL
OMG, you and I are like two peas in a pod because my kitchen window faces their house and if Jacob wasn’t home, I wanted to be topless while I made dinner last night – ha!!!
I agree with the person who said carve totem poles. Make them have horrid faces staring right at the neighbors!
Girl, that is too funny! And tell your boys to stop growing up so fast!
LOL. Neighbors are mostly the fucking worst. Sorry yours are as crazy as mine! People need to get more hobbies and stop dwelling on dumb shit.
I have never paid attention to anything my neighbors are doing, and that neighbor will tell me “I saw you left work early the other day.” WTF?! We need to meet up for drinks!!!!!
Oh ugh, I’d just tell that neighbor to fuck off. Your week can only get better now!! ??
Ha, can I just tell you it made me smile that you used the F word! 😀 Like I said, it’s all good in the hood – life is too short to dwell and that stuff 😀 Hugs!
You can’t fix stupid.
Ha, exactly! 😀
I wish you could decorate those stumps in some way.
People are ridiculous and stuff like this is what makes me want to crawl into bed and pull the covers over my head. I think ignoring them completely is your best bet. And if one of their trees EVER falls on your property again, don’t you pay anything!
H & J and I were joking that we should build a fence with all the wood that was cut down! 😛 Ignoring is the way we are going to go. 😀
Jim likes to say that those kind of people are just more important than everyone else and once we learn that…life is beautiful! It must be so hard to be so important…imagine what it must take to always go to the short line no matter how many items are in your cart, to butt to the front of the line because you are “in a hurry” and to demand trees be cut down and then try to control how…to quote Robert Frost,”Good fences make good neighbours”. I would have the stereo going full blast all day while she tries to work! Love ya’ kiddo!
Ah Sue, you are the best! I missed you this past family reunion! I need to send you an email so we can catch up. Love you!! Tell Jim I said hello 😀
Seriously, F your neighbor. If she was so concerned about the trees falling she could have asked someone to come out and assess them on HER dime. Any tree can be uprooted and fall over during a storm, healthy or not, and those trees were pretty thin. We’re surrounded by huge, old pine trees, and yeah, it’s very scary when we have wind storm, but I would never have the nerve to insist on having them cut down just to ease my fear, that’s life and that’s what home owner’s insurance is for. Sorry that it cost you $1200 just to appease a crappy person.
Thanks for this comment – I had to laugh because I have two GIANT pine trees in the front of my house – like 100 feet tall (okay, I may be exaggerating, but they are tall!) The neighbor across the street, who I love, was wondering if the tree people were going to cut down those trees because she sees them sway in the storms. Gah – I thought “does everyone want me to cut down all the trees on my property?!”
The money sucks, but at least it’s done and over with and I can move on with my life 😀 Hugs!
Small minded people!!!! Enjoy your lovely yard Biz, grill often and have some parties with your NICE neighbors!
Thanks Jan! If you ever make it to the burbs of Chicago, I’d love to have you over! 😀
Stick the most garish birdhouses you can find on top of those stumps. I’m sure your neighbor won’t mind that view at all. 😉
Yes! Great thinking Shelley!!
We have a neighbor who has told everyone he can about a dead tree on a house we own in another state and we are selling. The tree is down a slope that our home and our neighbor’s home is on top of, so it is in no danger of hitting a person, house or anything in either yard (except another tree). This house is in GA where there is a pine beetle blight that has killed millions of trees. It has taken 9 years for the people in the neighborhood to notice all the dead trees and decide to react like your neighbor did about the hundreds of dead trees on private and public property. Needless to say, the tree people have run up the price of cutting down trees!
First of all, love your name on the comment – that’s so crazy about everyone geting crazy about trees! And I agree, it can only jack up the prices for the tree people – luckily I have great guys to help me and not take advantage of me. One of the things I miss most about my husband is that he handled all the “manly” stuff, if you will – like roof repair contracts, car repairs, etc. – I am just way to trusting and will take any quote point blank.
Ugh, sorry you are having neighbor drama, that is no fun.
Well, as I look at it, the drama is gone now that the trees are done . .. er, until she thinks of something else to complain about 😛
Chris and I had just moved into our house about a month ago. We had been there one week, when we received a certified letter from our next door neighbors that a tree in our yard was hazardous, and basically if it fell on their house we would be responsible. They had not even introduced themselves to us. I just don’t know what is wrong with some people and why they can’t just be civil and discuss things with their neighbors. Chris called the lawyer to tell him we had already hired some tree people to inspect our trees, and he asked the lawyer why the people had not come over and discussed it with us before hiring a lawyer as we’d only lived there one week. The lawyer was incredulous. But, like Tony….our neighbors are now dead to us…and it’s a shame because we are great cooks and would’ve been excellent neighbors to have a dinner party with. Oh well…their loss.
Oh Lisa, I am so sorry about that!! Your house is so fricken adorable too. Wouldn’t it be nice if we were neighbors? But wait, we’d only BBQ and drink all the time – well, nothing wrong with that now that I think of it! Hugs!
Wow. People just amaze me sometimes. We have a neighbor like that who is “dead to us” as well. He tried to use our water to power wash his house a couple years ago! When confronted HE went ballistic and threatened US! Yeah there are all kinds of nuts out there!
Sorry that happened Andrea – the funny thing is that we only have FIVE other houses on our block. It’s all good, I still have the other neighbors next door to hang with, and who always enjoy my food 😀
Find a “tree stump carver” (I made that up) and have him/her carve ugly totem poles out of those two stumpishers. Hey, no worse to live with than your nasty neighbor!!
Best,
Bonnie
That is classic Bonnie! Love it. Hope you are enjoying our cool summer – hugs!